The Stress Less Satchel is a simple elegant design that assists people with carrying watermelon. It is sustainable for the environment as it reuses newspapers, which are rolled up and then braided into a long 6 foot rope. The rope ends glue into itself to form the watermelon cradle. The watermelon rest snugly in the nook just above the hip and can be supported by a hand gently resting on top while in use. Due to the thickness of the top, the shoulder strap does not dig into the wearer, but rather forms soft paddling.